A cancer named Roger
Lives in Bluffington
Step up and take the dare
Slip into the sin
Capture that little toad
Call forth ca-loo-coo-coo
Under afternoon sun
Can't stop until it's done
Patty and the pickles on my coleslaw
I'm glad the ketchup landed on the right shoe
And my best friend, Skeeter Valentine
Banging on a trash can
Drumming on a streetlight
Capture that little toad
Call forth ca-loo-coo-coo
Lives in Bluffington
Step up and take the dare
Slip into the sin
Capture that little toad
Call forth ca-loo-coo-coo
Under afternoon sun
Can't stop until it's done
Patty and the pickles on my coleslaw
I'm glad the ketchup landed on the right shoe
And my best friend, Skeeter Valentine
Banging on a trash can
Drumming on a streetlight
Capture that little toad
Call forth ca-loo-coo-coo
