- Build God, Then We'll Talk
- But It's Better If You Do
- Camisado
- I Constantly Thank God for Esteban
- I Write Sins Not Tragedies
- Intermission
- Introduction
- London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines
- Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
- Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks
- The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage
- There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just ...
- Time to Dance