Frank Zappa Lyrics

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Alphabetical

• "A Different Octave"
• "A Kayak (On Snow)"
• "A Tunnel Into Muck"
• "A Very Nice Body"
• "Attack! Attack! Attack!"
• "Cold Light Generation"
• "Dark Water!"
• "Don't Eat There"
• "Don't Take Me Down"
• "Flowing Inside-Out"
• "Have You Ever Heard Their Band?"
• "Here Comes The Gear, Lads"
• "How The Pigs' Music Works"
• "I Had A Dream About That"
• "I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back"
• "If We'd All Been Living in California..."
• "It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This"
• "Oh-Umm"
• "Put A Little Motor In 'Em"
• "Saliva Can Only Take So Much"
• "Someplace Else Right Now"
• "That Would Be The End Of That"
• "The Pigs' Music"
• "There's No Lust In Jazz"
• "This Is All Wrong"
• "This Is Neat"
• "You There, With The Hard On!"
• "You're Just Insultin' Me, Aren't You!"
• 200 Years Old
• 50/50
• 9/8 Objects
• A Bunch Of Adventures
• A Few Moments With Brother A. West
• A Game of Cards
• A Great Guy
• A Little Green Rosetta
• A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
• A Pound for a Brown on the Bus
• A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
• A Token of My Extreme
• A Typical Sound Check
• A Version Of Himself
• A Vicious Circle
• Aaawk
• Absolutely Free
• Advance Romance
• Aerobics In Bondage
• Agency Man
• Alien Orifice
• Alley Cat
• Almost Chinese
• Amen
• America Drinks
• America Drinks & Goes Home
• Amnesia Vivace
• Andy
• Any Downers?
• Any Kind of Pain
• Any Way The Wind Blows
• Anything
• Apostrophe
• Approximate
• Are You Hung Up?
• Are You Upset?
• Artificial Rhonda
• At The Gas Station
• Babbette
• Baby Snakes
• Baby, Take Your Teeth Out
• Bacon Fat
• Bad Acting
• Baked Bean Boogie
• Bamboozled by Love
• Basement Music #1
• Be In My Video
• Be-Bop Tango
• Be-Bop Tango (Of the Old Jazzmen's Church)
• Beat It With Your Fist
• Beauty Knows No Pain
• Beer Shampoo
• Big Leg Emma
• Billy the Mountain
• Bit Of Nostalgia
• Black Napkins
• Black Page #2
• Bobby Brown
• Bobby Brown Goes Down
• Bogus Pomp
• Bored Out 90 Over
• Botulism On The Hoof
• Bow Tie Daddy
• Briefcase Boogie
• Brixton Still Life
• Broken Hearts Are for Assholes
• Brown Moses
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• Buffalo Voice
• But Who Was Fulcanelli?
• Bwana Dik
• Call Any Vegetable
• Camarillo Brillo
• Can't Afford No Shoes
• Canadian Customs
• Canard du Jour
• Canarsie
• Carol, You Fool
• Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy
• Catholic Girls
• Centerville
• Chalk Pie
• Champagne Lecture
• Chana in De Bushwop
• Charles Ives
• Charlie's Enormous Mouth
• Charva
• Cheap Thrills
• Cheepnis
• Childish Perversions
• Chocolate Halvah
• Chunga's Revenge
• Church Chat
• City Of Tiny Lites
• Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
• Clowns on Velvet
• Cocaine Decisions
• Cock-Suckers' Ball
• Concentration Moon
• Concentration Moon, Part One
• Concentration Moon, Part Two
• Conehead
• Cops & Buns
• Cosmik Debris
• Cradle Rock
• Crew Slut
• Cruisin' For Burgers
• Cruising for Burgers
• Cucamonga
• Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
• Dance Contest
• Dancin' Fool
• Debra Kadabra
• Dental Hygiene Dilemma
• Deseri
• Dew On The Newts We Got
• Dickie's Such An Asshole
• Dickie's Such An Asshole (The San Clemente Magnetic Deviation)
• Didja Get Any Onya?
• Dinah-Moe Hum
• Dinah-Moe Humm
• Dio Fa
• Diptheria Blues
• Directly from My Heart to You
• Dirty Love
• Disco Boy
• Diseases of the Band
• Divan
• Do Not Pass Go
• Do Not Try This At Home
• Do You Like My New Car?
• Does This Kind of Life Look Interesting To You?
• Dog Breath
• Dog Breath, in the Year of the Plague
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
• Dong Work for Yuda
• Doreen
• Drafted Again
• Drop Dead
• Drowning Witch
• Drums Are Too Noisy
• Duke of Prunes
• Dumb All Over
• Dummy Up
• Easy Meat
• Echidna's Arf (Of You)
• Eddie, Are You Kidding?
• Electric Aunt Jemima
• Elvis Has Just Left the Building
• Envelops The Bath Tub
• Epilogue
• Evelyn, a Modified Dog
• Excentrifugal Forz
• Farther O'Blivion
• Father O'Blivion
• Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt
• Fifty-Fifty
• Find Her Finer
• Fine Girl
• Flakes
• Flambay
• Florentine Pogen
• Flower Punk
• Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992
• For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-hikers)
• For Duane
• For The Young Sophisticate
• Fountain of Love
• Friendly Little Finger
• Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
• FZ/JCB Drum Duet
• G-Spot Tornado
• Galoot Up-Date
• Gee, I Like Your Pants
• Geneva Farewell
• German Lunch
• Get a Little
• Getting Stewed
• Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder
• GOA
• Goblin Girl
• God Bless America
• Going For The Money
• Gross Man
• H.R. 2911
• Half a Dozen Provocative Squats
• Handsome Cabin Boy
• Happy Together
• Harder Than Your Husband
• Harry & Rhonda
• Harry, You're a Beast
• Harry-As-A-Boy
• He Used to Cut the Grass
• He's Right
• He's So Gay
• He's Watching Us
• Heavenly Bank Account
• Heavy Duty Judy
• Help I'm a Rock
• Here Lies Love
• Hitch Hike
• Hog Heaven
• Holding the Group Back
• Holiday In Berlin
• Honey Don't You Want a Man Like Me?
• Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
• Hot & Putrid
• Hot Plate Heaven at the Green Hotel
• Hot Poop
• Hotel Atlanta Incidentals
• How Could I Be Such a Fool
• How's Your Bird?
• Hungry Freaks, Daddy
• I Ain't Got No Heart
• I Come From Nowhere
• I Could Be A Star Now
• I Don't Even Care
• I Don't Know If I Can (Go Through This Again)
• I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
• I Have Been in You
• I Left My Heart in San Francisco
• I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
• I'm a Band Leader
• I'm a Beautiful Guy
• I'm Doomed
• I'm Not Satisfied
• I'm So Cute
• I'm Stealing the Towels
• I'm the Slime
• Ian Underwood Whips It Out
• If Only She Woulda
• If You're Not A Professional Actor
• In France
• In-A-Gadda-Stravinsky
• Inca Roads
• Intro
• Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra
• Invocation and Ritual Dance of the Young Pumpkin
• Is That All There Is?
• It Ain't Necessarily The Saint James Infirmary
• It Can't Happen Here
• It Just Might Be a One-Shot Deal
• It's From Kansas
• Janet's Big Dance Number
• Jeff Quits
• Jelly Roll Gum Drop
• Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk
• Jewish Princess
• Jezebel Boy
• Jim & Tammy's Upper Room
• Joe's Garage
• Johnny Darling
• Jones Crusher
• Jumbo Go Away
• Just One More Time
• Kaiser Rolls
• Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour)
• Kangaroos
• Keep It Greasey
• Keep It Greasy
• Kenny's Booger Story
• King Kong (Live On A Flat Bed Diesel In The Middle Of A Race Track At A Miami Pop Festival...)
• Kung Fu
• Later That Night
• Latex Solar Beef
• Learning "Penis Dimension"
• Lemme Take You to the Beach
• Let's Make the Water Turn Black
• Let's Move to Cleveland
• Library Card
• Like It or Not
• Lil' Clanton Shuffle
• Little Beige Sambo
• Little Girl of Mine
• Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
• Little House I Used to Live In
• Little Rubber Girl
• Lonely Little Girl
• Lonesome Cowboy Burt
• Lonesome Cowboy Nando
• Lonesome Electric Turkey
• Lost In a Whirlpool
• Louie Louie
• Love of My Life
• Love Story
• Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
• Luigi & The Wise Guys
• Lumpy Gravy I
• Magdalena
• Magic Fingers
• Man With The Woman Head
• Manx Needs Women
• Marqueson's Chicken
• Martin Lickert's Story
• Mary Lou
• Massaggio Galore
• Master Ringo
• Meow
• Moggio
• Mom & Dad
• Montana
• Montana (Whipping Floss)
• More Trouble Every Day
• Mother People
• Motherly Love
• Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
• Move It Or Park It
• Mr. Green Genes
• Ms - Pinky
• Mudd Club
• Muffin Man
• Murder by Numbers
• My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama
• My Head?
• Mystery Roach
• N-Lite
• Naked City
• Nanook Rubs It
• Nap Time
• Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
• Nig Biz
• No No Cherry
• No Not Now
• No Waiting for the Peanuts to Dissolve
• No. No. No.
• Now You See It - Now You Don't
• Oh No
• On the Bus
• Once Again, Without The Net
• Once Upon a Time
• One Man, One Vote
• Orrin Hatch On Skis
• Our Bizarre Relationship
• Outside Now
• Outside Now (Original Solo)
• Packard Goose
• Panty Rap
• Peaches En Regalia
• Peaches III
• Penguin in Bondage
• Penis Dimension
• Piano/Drum Duet
• Pick Me I'm Clean
• Pink Napkins
• Pinocchio's Furniture
• Planet of My Dreams
• Planet Of The Baritone Women
• Plastic People
• Playground Psychotics
• Po-Jama People
• Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
• Porn Wars
• Pound For A Brown
• Prelude To King Kong
• Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
• Progress?
• Prologue
• Promiscuous
• Proto-minimalism
• Punky's Whips
• Pygmy Twylyte
• Rat Tomago
• Redneck Eats
• Religious Superstition
• Republicans
• Return of the Hunch-back Duke
• Return Of The Son Of Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar
• Rhymin' Man
• Ride My Face to Chicago
• Right There
• Road Ladies
• Roland's Big Event / Strat Vindaloo
• Ronnie Sings?
• Ronnie's Booger Story
• Room Service
• Rubber Shirt
• Rudy Wants to Buy Yez a Drink
• Run Home Cues, #2
• Run Home Cues, #3
• Run Home Slow Theme
• Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
• Ruthie, Ruthie
• Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
• San Ber'dino
• Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
• Say Please
• Scrutinizer Postlude
• Scum Bag
• Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
• SEX
• Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
• Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
• Sharleena
• She Painted Up Her Face
• Ship Ahoy
• Shove It Right In
• Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar
• Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar Some More
• Sleep Dirt
• Sleeping in a Jar
• Smell My Beard
• Society Pages
• Sofa
• Sofa No. 2
• Soft-Sell Conclusion
• Son of Mr. Green Genes
• Son of Orange County
• Son of Suzy Creamcheese
• Soup 'N Old Clothes
• Spider of Destiny
• St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
• St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
• Status Back Baby
• Stevie's Spanking
• Stick It Out
• Stick Together
• Stink-Foot
• Stolen Moments
• Strictly Genteel
• Strictly Genteel (the finale)
• Stucco Homes
• Stuff Up the Cracks
• Suicide Chump
• Sunrise Redeemer
• Super Grease
• Swans? What Swans?
• Sweet Leilani
• Switching Girls
• Sy Borg
• Systems Of Edges
• T'Mershi Duween
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
• Tears Began to Fall
• Teen-Age Prostitute
• Teen-Age Wind
• Telephone Conversation
• Tell Me You Love Me
• Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
• That Evil Prince
• That Ol' G Minor Thing Again
• That's Not Really A Shuffle
• That's Not Really Reggae
• The 'Torchum' Never Stops
• The Adventures of Greggery Peccary
• The Air
• The Big Squeeze
• The Black Page
• The Black Page Drum Solo / Black Page #1
• The Blackouts
• The Blue Light
• The Booger Man
• The Central Scrutinizer
• The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny
• The Clap
• The Closer You Are
• The Crab-Grass Baby
• The Dangerous Kitchen
• The Deathless Horsie
• The Dick Kunc Story
• The Downtown Talent Scout
• The Dressing Room
• The Duke of Prunes
• The Duke Regains His Chops
• The Evil Prince
• The Finale
• The Florida Airport Tape
• The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
• The Girl's Dream
• The Grand Wazoo
• The Groupie Routine
• The Gumbo Variations
• The Idiot Bastard Son
• The Illinois Enema Bandit
• The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
• The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
• The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
• The Legend of the Golden Arches
• The Little House I Used To Live In
• The Little March
• The Living Garbage Truck
• The London Cab Tape
• The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival
• The Mammy Nuns
• The Man From Utopia
• The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
• The Massive Improve'lence
• The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
• The Motel Lobby
• The Motel Room
• The Mud Shark
• The Mud Shark Interview
• The Nancy & Mary Music
• The Ocean Is The Ultimate Solution
• The Orange County Lumber Truck
• The Orange County Lumber Truck (Part II)
• The Poodle Lecture
• The Purple Lagoon / Approximate
• The Radio Is Broken
• The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves the Stage
• The Return of the Son of Monster Magnet
• The Sanzini Brothers
• The Sealed Tuna Bolero
• The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
• The Spew King
• The Torture Never Stops
• The Uncle Meat Variations
• The Untouchables
• The Voice of Cheese
• The Way I See It, Barry
• The White Boy Troubles
• The Worst Reviews
• Them or Us
• They Made Me Eat It
• Things That Look Like Meat
• This Ain't CNN
• This Is Phaze III
• This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (prologue)
• This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (reprise)
• Tiger Roach
• Time Is Money
• Tink Walks Amok
• Tinsel Town Rebellion
• Tiny Sick Tears
• Titties & Beer
• Titties 'n Beer
• Toads of the Short Forest
• Too Ugly For Show Business
• Transylvania Boogie
• Treacherous Cretins
• Trouble Every Day
• Truck Driver Divorce
• Tryin' to Grow a Chin
• Tuna Fish Promenade
• Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
• Twenty Small Cigars
• Uncle Bernie's Farm
• Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part I
• Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II
• Uncle Remus
• Undaunted, the Band Plays On
• Underground Freak-out Music
• Valarie
• Valley Girl
• Variations On Sinister #3
• Variations On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression
• Very Distraughtening
• Village of the Sun
• Volare
• Wait A Minute
• Waka/Jawaka
• Watermelon in Easter Hay
• We Are Not Alone
• We Can Shoot You
• We Gotta Get Into Something Real
• We're Turning Again
• Weasels Ripped My Flesh
• Wedding Dress Song
• Welcome To The United States
• Well
• Were We Ever Really Safe In San Antonio?
• Wet T-Shirt Nite
• What Ever Happened to All the Fun in the World
• What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?
• What Kind Of Girl?
• What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
• What's New in Baltimore
• What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body (reprise)
• What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?
• When No One Was No One
• When The Lie's So Big
• Where Is Johnny Velvet?
• Where's Our Equipment?
• Which One Is It?
• While You Were Out
• Whippin' Post
• White Ugliness
• Who Are the Brain Police
• Who Needs the Peace Corps
• Why Does It Hurt When I Pee
• Why Don't You Like Me?
• Why Don'tcha Do Me Right?
• Why Johnny Can't Read
• Why Not?
• Wild Love
• Willie the Pimp
• Willie The Pimp Part One
• Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station
• Wind Up Working in a Gas Station
• Winos Do Not March
• Wistful Wit A Fist-Full
• Won Ton On
• Wonderful Tattoo!
• Wonderful Wino
• Would You Go All the Way?
• Would You Like A Snack?
• Wowie Zowie
• WPLJ
• Ya Hozna
• Yo Cats
• Yo Mama
• You Are What You Is
• You Call That Music?
• You Didn't Try to Call Me
• You Got Your Armies
• You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
• Your Mouth
• Zanti Serenade
• Zomby Woof
• Zoot Allures

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